1) Whats your (full) name?

Robert Charles Barr. My friends call me Robert. French ones say Rooooo-bear.

2) How old are you?

Nosy, aren't we?

3) What's your birthday?

February 27. Same as Chelsea Clinton, Dame Elizabeth Taylor, Chilli from TLC, Longfellow and JWoww.

4) What star sign does that make it?


5) Whats your favourite colour?

Farrow & Ball's Hague Blue, No. 30.

6) Whats your lucky number?

Don't have one. Is that unlucky?

7) Do you have any pets?

Yes, Kitty. A homeless man gave her to me in Brooklyn one night and we've been together ever since.

8) Where are you from?

The Valley.

9) How tall are you?

"With hair, heels, and attitude, honey, I am through the roof.” - RuPaul

10) What shoe size are you?

A very tricky question. Let's say 42.

11) How many pairs of shoes do you own?

No idea. A lot. But weirdly I prefer being barefoot.

12) If you were prime minister/ruler of the world what laws would you make?

I would make a law that Hillary Rodham Clinton was in charge of making all the laws. (*Clearly this was written before November 2016.)

13) If you were a super hero what powers would you have?

The power to always be perfectly tan.

14) and what would your hero name be?


15) and what outfit would you wear?

Depends on how much time I had to dedicate to the gym.

16) What was your last dream about?

The COO where I work. 

17) What would you do if you won the lottery?

Stop dreaming about the COO, hopefully.

18) Would you like to build/design your own house?

Who's paying for this? Is this coming out of my lottery winnings?

19) Which form of public transport do you prefer?

Define 'public'. 

20) What talents do you have?

Are you flirting?

21) Can you juggle?

Projects, deadlines, tasks, difficult personalities, yes. Knifes or fruit, no.